{"id":267,"date":"2023-01-30T12:26:49","date_gmt":"2023-01-30T12:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/?p=267"},"modified":"2023-01-30T12:29:08","modified_gmt":"2023-01-30T12:29:08","slug":"i-just-turned-55","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/2023\/01\/30\/i-just-turned-55\/","title":{"rendered":"I Just Turned 55"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sometimes I write songs, but sometimes I write parodies. I\u2019ve written a few since high school, just for fun. The idea comes to me and it usually goes pretty easily. This one came to me recently, I have no idea where the idea came from though. \ud83d\ude09<br><br>(With full apologies to Sammy Hagar)<br><br>**I Just Turned 55**<br><br>One foot on the brake, and one on the gas, hey<br>There\u2019s so much traffic, driving past me<br>So I tried my best to get outta the way<br>I saw lots of middle fingers and heard honking all day<br><br>Go on and pass me doin\u2019 65<br>I may be old but I\u2019m still alive<br>Suspend my license, check my eyes<br>I just turned 55, oh no, ow<br><br>So I\u2019m tryin\u2019 to exit number 24, hey<br>But I can\u2019t wait any more, huh<br>I was getting passed left and right<br>At this rate, I\u2019ll be stuck here all night<br>But damn, I gotta pee<br><br>Pass me doin\u2019 65<br>I may be old but I\u2019m still alive<br>Suspend my license, check my eyes<br>I just turned 55<br><br>(I just turned 55)<br>(I just turned 55)<br>(I just turned 55)<br>(I just turned) 55, ow!<br><br>When I drive on the road, you know it\u2019s hard to see<br>And I have to stop all the time just to pee<br>What used to take two hours now takes all day<br>Huh, it took me 16 hours to get to L.A.<br><br>Go on and pass me doin\u2019 65<br>I may be old but I\u2019m still alive<br>Suspend my license, check my eyes<br>I just turned 55<br><br>Oh no, no, I just turned (I just turned 55)<br>I just turned (I just turned 55)<br>(I just turned 55)<br>(I just turned 55)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I write songs, but sometimes I write parodies. I\u2019ve written a few since high school, just for fun. The idea comes to me and it usually goes pretty easily. This one came to me recently, I have no idea where the idea came from though. \ud83d\ude09 (With full apologies to Sammy Hagar) **I Just &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/2023\/01\/30\/i-just-turned-55\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Just Turned 55&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}