{"id":492,"date":"2023-08-03T13:57:34","date_gmt":"2023-08-03T13:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/?p=492"},"modified":"2023-08-03T14:08:16","modified_gmt":"2023-08-03T14:08:16","slug":"492","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/2023\/08\/03\/492\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Something melted on the bed. It looks like it was an ice cream sandwich.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/IMG_4228-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-493\" srcset=\"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/IMG_4228-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/IMG_4228-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/IMG_4228-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/IMG_4228-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/IMG_4228-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something melted on the bed. It looks like it was an ice cream sandwich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-microblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions\/497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}