If a headline includes a phrase like “here’s what you need to know,” I am likely to say out loud, “no, I don’t!” and move on. If the introduction to an article says something like, “read on to find out more” I probably won’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now get off my lawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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