{"id":95,"date":"2019-08-14T15:46:10","date_gmt":"2019-08-14T15:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/?p=95"},"modified":"2019-08-14T15:46:10","modified_gmt":"2019-08-14T15:46:10","slug":"95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/2019\/08\/14\/95\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got interrupted by a call from \u201cthe Publisher Clearing House, Mr. Frank,\u201d claiming that I won $5000 a week for life. I started recording it just as I said, \u201creally??!!\u201d as if I believed him, and then the call was disconnected. Dang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got interrupted by a call from \u201cthe Publisher Clearing House, Mr. Frank,\u201d claiming that I won $5000 a week for life. I started recording it just as I said, \u201creally??!!\u201d as if I believed him, and then the call was disconnected. Dang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-microblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joemuscara.rocks\/blarg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}