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Are Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon trading networks? ???? ????????????

Why is the punishment for attempted murder less than for murder? Just because the person wasn’t good at it doesn’t mean they didn’t mean it.

“When I pass a piano anywhere, I have to touch it or play it,” [Ahmad] Jamal once told the Boston Globe. “The reward of being a musician is not money. It’s the wonderful, indescribable feeling of knowing you’re performing at your highest level. It’s a spiritual feeling. You can always make money. But you can’t always latch onto your own spirit. Maybe these moments represent the ultimate freedom.“

Denial is not just a river in Egypt, it is the usual response of your insurance company.

Whenever I see that a guy’s middle initial is T, I assume it stands for Tiberius.

I think that all kids in the U. S. should refuse to go to school until meaningful gun reforms are passed, however long it takes.

Apparently the Governor of Connecticut lacks class. He can stay home and watch on TV next time. [apple.news](https://apple.news/AAROpsAcPSgOHvJs1C18rsg)

> Lina Hidalgo invites Connecticut governor back to Houston after calling the city “butt ugly” – Houston Chronicle

I think I can proudly say that I have never worn a baseball-style cap backwards.

Sometimes I find out what’s happening in pop culture from shows like SNL. I learned that there’s this thing where guys of *average height* and below are called “short,” as in “short kings.” It’s kind of supposed to be a positive, but calling what may be the mode of heights short seems ridiculous.